when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
the head touch
this is so fucking cute
welcome to the 75th horny games, everyone take your clothes off & suck my dick
Part 2 of my favourite text posts
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
I hate the drink but I love the drunk
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
Scar tryna get that manager position
parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc
when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended with a broken window, a melted cake, a guitar hero “redo” that lasted three hours and the cops (and a parent) showing up
also one girl got pregnant and another discovered that they were using tampons wrong
that was wild from start to finish
Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.
favourite group scene + favourite scene from s1 - from ‘the 23rd’, christmas lights on candy cane lane
the past was fucked up
the past? the present is fucked up to.
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????