I AM CHLOÉ, OF MIDGARD

AND I AM BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE. AND THAT PURPOSE IS TO FANGIRL. CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS.

Hello. I thought I’d just put this here because I wouldn’t want my tumblr to be cold, faceless and emotionless BECAUSE THAT AIN’T HOW I AM PARTNER KNOW WHAT I MEAN? Actually, I dunno about the ‘cold’ and ‘emotionless’ bit but I’m definitely not faceless. Though I’d be damn more attractive if I was.

So YAH my name is Chloé-Anne Lillian Ødegaard-McShane. I’m 18. I’m studying Psychology at the University of Kent with wild modules in Forensics and Danish. I got AAB at A-Level (little bit of trivia for you there). I hope to work with the government in Foreign Affairs and either Human Resources or Criminal Interrogation, as a Psychiatrist/Psychologist and Graphologist. But for now I am content with fangirling. I am a 3/8 Irish, a quarter Norwegian, a quarter English and an eighth Jewish Georgian. So if you and I have children together they shall be rather exotic babies of an indistinguishable ethnicity. SO SUCK A DICK ON THAT ONE RACISM. I speak fluent English, Bullshit, Fangirl, Sarcasm, Black Speech and Elvish. I am also between mildly to quite-a-bit-actually coherent in Norwegian and Danish. I can translate Latin with ease and am learning Russian. I do love languages and learning them (as you can probably tell). I was initially raised in a traditional Jewish household, until Grandad made us convert to Irish Catholicism, but now I don’t believe in anything apart from the present moment. I also love food, and am a vegetarian. ANYWAY.

Things I fangirl hardcore over:


  • The Avengers/Marvel Cinematic Universe Films
  • Loki/Tom Hiddleston
  • Harry Potter and the Cast
  • Katy Perry
  • Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit
  • Doctor Who
  • All Time Low
  • The Killers
  • Muse
  • ROBERT DOWNEY JR AKA GOD
  • Spider-Man (Andrew AND Tobey)
  • And I’m a newbie to the Supernatural fandom.

MY ASK BOX IS ALWAYS OPEN SO PLEASE PLEASE SEND ME SOMETHING. ANYTHING.

I am also mentally married to Tom Hiddleston whilst having passionate affairs with Owen Wilson, Andrew Garfield, Tobey Maguire, Bradley Cooper and Hugh Jackman too. OH YEAAAHHH.

I have huge girl-crushes on Katy Perry, Kat Dennings, Zooey Deschanel, Emma Stone, Natalie Portman, Karen Gillan, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson PS.

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